ARCHIVE

This page lists all the Insanity Please comics, and describes what happens in that section of the storyline, and also shows where certian characters are introduced. Note that because the comic is no longer being updated, the "LATEST" link should really be "Last", though the last strip is not actually the end of the story (it was never finished!)

START HERE!-- LATEST

0001 -Hojo!

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0003 -Terra! -Rufus!

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0006 -Locke!

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Terra storyline

This one introduces Terra bradford,the main character-and what happened to her before she was an anarchist.It also introduces locke-everybodies favorite treasure hunter.And rufus shinra-everybodies favorite target

0008 -Pistols!

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On the road

This is when locke and terra where on the road-its pretty short.Introduced in this chapter are the sex pistols-and the 'prefab paradise' hotel

0014 -Scarlet!

Shinra meeting

This one-part plot device includes the first real bit of satire-enjoy!

0015 -Edgar!

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Figaro castle

Our heroes make it to the castle-and meet edgar-the area's technical-know-how geezer and porn meister (for all ages!)

0017

Another shinra thing

Shinra shoots some unarmed,relativley peaceful protesters-ala black friday

0018 -Kefka!

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Figaro castle-continued

This section introduces the twisted and vile KEFKA!-BOOOOO!

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0022 -Setzer!

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Escaping

After escaping from the surronded castle-edgar flew them away in a plane-and crashed it.They then got a lift-and after losing terra get her back and carry on.

This chapter introduces Setzer-and his airship.It also features the 'vector reactor'-level 1 in insanity doom!

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A plot thingy with no title

Features-a town being blown up...an evil mountain base...and a defecting general (but who is she?)

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0034 -Now in low resolution!

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0036 -Celes!

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Castle hopenstien

Introducing celes-the ex-general of shinra,held in a borstal-like prison-and one of the coolest characters in anything!.Also this part is part of a star wars ripoff,and features the run-down shit hole known as mideel (run down by tourists-not lifestream)

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Random crap

A load of crazy shit!-British people shouldnt actually read this storyline cause it contains 'ninja stars'-also it has proof that i cant draw anime (or norman gates) to save my life

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The run

Take the end of star wars-replace the death star with some mountains-luke with celes-vader with kefka and this part writes itself

0050 -Me!

The phil bundy interview

This is a spoof of the 'bill grundy interview' that shot the sex pistols to infamy.Also featuring me! (but not the version with long hair and an anarchy t-shirt,that happens later)

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The run-continued

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0060 -Relm!

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Mystery

A lame night of the dead/aliens ripoff-i couldnt be arsed to finish it properly so it just ended.This part does introduce Relm though-also there is a bit in the middle which takes the piss outta the goverments evil curfew laws.And the train structure

0066 -Cloud! -jessie!

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0070 -Biggs!

0071 -Tifa!

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Bombz!

This part is an anti-war rant-and features cloud,tifa and the rest o the avalanche gang turning from nilishism into anarchism.

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The 28th reich

This is the storyline where shinra uses 'order 28' as an excuse to burn down a gay bar-Unfortunatley this one turned out a bit dumb so i'll do a different '28th reich' story in the future.This storyline is where i started to use proper comic-style frames,instead of lines that had been in all my comics since cart wars

(The less said about that the better!)

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Christmas 'special' (in the down syndrome sense of the word)

We want PEACE ON EARTH! All the time not just christmas

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Chanel schinra

A short series of fast show ripoffs-to mark the end of the fast show's life

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Its the new year an shit!

President shinra is giving a speech at the 'dome' in midgar-but a certian insane bunny blows it up

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Death to life sciences!

Terra,Celes and Cloud all attack an evil shinra place called huntsman life sciences.This place is a 'research' (in the auschwitz sense of the word) centre thats also a very dodgy shape!-So anyway this storylines got the 'unknown 10' from the doom wad-now thats a gory fight!.This place will be levels 7 and 8 in the doom wad as well

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0100 -Vincent!

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Back on the road

This follows what they did after destroying huntsman life sciences,And drags on for faaaaar toooo looooonnnggggg-But it does include Vincent!

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Dream sequence

Terra has a weird dream where she finds out what REALLY happened with the esper world thing

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Vengance!

Terra,Locke,Edgar,Vincent and celes all head over to the huge building in vector to try and free some espers...They get ambushed though,and vincent rescues them with an advanced prototype aircraft

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Feft!

The team now flies around in said aircraft a little,Before crashing

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At narshe

Terra has a weird 'flash-back' to world war 2,Which wasnt even in her lifetime!,And then narshe gets attacked by some huge robots

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Battle of narshe

Locke,edgar and vincent try to track down the Terra/Superbeing thingy-While celes and the narshe milita battle giant robots in small planes (Oh please...!)

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The search for terra

They find terra!-And battle a huge dragon

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Censorsh*t

Having a go at the stupid laws-If your only skimming through the archives,read this one at least

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Storyline bit!

Somebody unknown hides on board the returners aircraft-Unfortunatley it gets captured by hojos special airship-The rest of the crew organise to rescue them from a prison in junon

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0175 -Yuffie!

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Borstal breakout

Yet another breakout storyline in yet another faceless metal building in junon-But this ones got yuffie in it!

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Back to mideel

They go back to mideel...yay

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Miss anarchy

Well,it was gonna be a miss congeniality ripoff,but ended up crap

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Gotta gettaway

Fairly random collection of escapades,includes an "I am what i am" type thing,and DooM

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Close encounters of the FF kind

Aeris sees a U.F.O,Minnete le chaton (and 'me') get cameo's and it makes a refrence to Agent from H.A.R.M!

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The wines and spirits within

Another collection of random stupidity

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Das schiff

A shinra experiment to enter esper world works...on terra

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A better world