WHY DOOM IS BETTER THAN HALF-LIFE

(It is ya know)

DOOM

HALF LIFE

Revolutionised videogaming

Is pretty good

Ported to just about everything

Ported to dreamcast

Easy to edit

Needs scientists to edit

Potential for mass carnage

One enemy can wipe the floor with you

Thousands of levels/TC's availible for all kinds of players

A few pathetic multiplayer TC's that havent had thier sites updated for months

Source ports make great graphics optional

You need the latest thing just to run the title screen

Good weapon balance

Useless peashooters or devastatingly powerful weapons

DM/CO-OP

The actual game is single player only-you need mods and sods before you can DM-and CO-OP?what co op?

MIDI music means theres all sorts availible on the internet (even from non doom sites!)

A few dull club tunes on the CD (really appealing to anarchists like me huh?)

Fairly original plot about teleport devices fucking up and aliens coming through them

Stole plot from doom

Simplistic puzzles dont get in the way of the action

AARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Seperate levels give the chance to rest,ect

One loooooonnnnnggggg duuuuuuulllllll game

Sprites

(arrrg!) 3-D models

Nearly all 3rd party stuff for it is free

People only in it for money

Shoot enemies to kill

AHH!-this bastard wont die!

Random level generator availible (SLIGE)

Huh?

Easy to understand map

Map? What map?